Thursday, 11 December 2014
OK, I wanna know exactly what is going on with the calendars, because it's starting to get irritating. The requirements I impose for such items are modest: girls, beaches, not too many cloths, oh yeah and some way of reading the date. This is the second year I've blanked while shopping for the new calendar, everything was hunky dunky right up till 2013 then all I see is footballers with their shirts off, bloody kittens and the kind of landscapes they hang on the walls of mental institutions. What happened, the cute girls go on strike or something? If you have a clue, please let me know.